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pipeworx-io/mcp-excuse

Wraps the StupidAPIs excuse generator to give your AI agent a single tool: excuse_generate. It returns humorous or plausible excuses for being late, missing deadlines, or ghosting someone. Hosted by Pipeworx as a standalone MCP endpoint over streamable HTTP, requiring an X-API-Key header for authentication. You can connect directly to the excuse-only server or access it through the full Pipeworx gateway alongside 673+ other data sources. The gateway supports ask_pipeworx for plain English queries instead of direct tool calls. Reach for this when you need your agent to generate creative excuses on demand, whether for testing conversational flows or just adding some levity to automated responses.

tool
1
transport
HTTP
last updated
Oct 25, 2026
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Tools

1 tools

Public tool metadata for what this MCP can expose to an agent.

excuse_generateGenerate an excuse for a given situation (late/missed_deadline/ghosted), tailored to the target audience (boss/friend/date/recruiter/professor/client) and quality tier (implausible/plausible/airtight/medical). Returns ready-to-use excuse text.

Generate an excuse for a given situation (late/missed_deadline/ghosted), tailored to the target audience (boss/friend/date/recruiter/professor/client) and quality tier (implausible/plausible/airtight/medical). Returns ready-to-use excuse text.

No parameter schema in public metadata yet.

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Readme

mcp-excuse

excuse MCP — wraps StupidAPIs (keyless — no credential needed)

Part of Pipeworx — an MCP gateway connecting AI agents to 1879+ live data sources. This is an independent, unofficial integration — not affiliated with, endorsed by, or published by the upstream provider.

Tools

ToolDescription
excuse_generateGenerate an excuse for a given situation (late/missed_deadline/ghosted), tailored to the target audience (boss/friend/date/recruiter/professor/client) and quality tier (implausible/plausible/airtight/medical). Returns ready-to-use excuse text.

Quick Start

Add to your MCP client (Claude Desktop, Cursor, Windsurf, etc.):

{
  "mcpServers": {
    "excuse": {
      "url": "https://gateway.pipeworx.io/excuse/mcp"
    }
  }
}

What this endpoint actually serves

View the full README on GitHub

Details

Repository
github.com/pipeworx-io/mcp-excuse
Website
pipeworx.io/packs/excuse
Transport
HTTP
Registry
MCP registry, active

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