
Chaos Index
Wraps StupidAPIs to calculate a composite chaos index that blends Bitcoin volatility, ISS orbital position, global temperature data, earthquake activity, and lunar phase into a single 0-100 score with component breakdowns. Runs through Pipeworx's gateway, so you'll need an X-API-Key. The main tool is chaos_index_calculate, which handles all the aggregation for you. Reach for this when you're building dashboards or alerts that need a quirky real-time chaos metric, or when you want to correlate seemingly random world events into a single number. Also supports ask_pipeworx for natural language queries if you're using the full gateway.
- tool
- 1
- transport
- HTTP
- last updated
- Oct 24, 2026
Tools
1 toolsPublic tool metadata for what this MCP can expose to an agent.
chaos_index_calculateCompute a real-time chaos index (0-100) by combining live Bitcoin price volatility, ISS orbital coordinates, city temperatures, recent earthquake magnitude, and current lunar phase. Returns the composite score plus each component's individual contribution.
Compute a real-time chaos index (0-100) by combining live Bitcoin price volatility, ISS orbital coordinates, city temperatures, recent earthquake magnitude, and current lunar phase. Returns the composite score plus each component's individual contribution.
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mcp-chaos-index
chaos-index MCP — wraps StupidAPIs (keyless — no credential needed)
Part of Pipeworx — an MCP gateway connecting AI agents to 1875+ live data sources. This is an independent, unofficial integration — not affiliated with, endorsed by, or published by the upstream provider.
Tools
| Tool | Description |
|---|---|
chaos_index_calculate | Compute a real-time chaos index (0-100) by combining live Bitcoin price volatility, ISS orbital coordinates, city temperatures, recent earthquake magnitude, and current lunar phase. Returns the composite score plus each component's individual contribution. |
Quick Start
Add to your MCP client (Claude Desktop, Cursor, Windsurf, etc.):
{
"mcpServers": {
"chaos-index": {
"url": "https://gateway.pipeworx.io/chaos-index/mcp"
}
}
}
What this endpoint actually serves
Details
- Repository
- github.com/pipeworx-io/mcp-chaos-index
- Website
- pipeworx.io/packs/chaos-index
- Category
- Search & Web Crawling
- Transport
- HTTP
- Registry
- MCP registry, active
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